you can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

Snapshots from a moving vehicle
On the big mud stain on my jeans
My, oh my, myopia
Four Little Words
The truth about cats and dogs
Sex and the kitty
Flicker and fade
Black hole hearts
Look, ma, flying pigs!
Trifles
Lovechasing
The karma lot: a holiday tale
Fraggled
Can't you -bleeping- get it right?
"Fertile Valley," my arse
Smiling Faces
Strange night
Pee G. 13
Instant message
Procrastination
Miss skool, miss owt
Norahlove
Never the bride
The secret to eternal youth is community college purgatory
Mmm... is for Michael
Watch out for that flying--
Shoot! Well, no, don't
Well, fudge you, too, Mr. Wonka!
Grandmeow
God, I love my calc prof




















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Content, graphics and layout Copyright © 2001-2003 Kathy Valdoria, of faintidea.net. Tools of mass destruction: Photoshop, Pablo, Notepad. Thanks, Katie Folk, for letting me (ab)use your digital camera, and Poe for not suing me for (ab)using your song.