you can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being

On the big mud stain on my jeans
"What happened?"

"What makes you think something happened?"

"Didn't something happen? I mean, it looks like you tripped and fell, or something, and stained your jeans.... Didn't something happen?"

"No. I'm just making a statement."

"What statement is that?"

"I tripped and fell and stained my jeans."






















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